NSFW: Sodapoppin does not like peg**ng, but…

In a twist that would shock even the biggest M. Night Shyamalan fan, Sodapoppin was unhinged on Twitch while playing Teamfight Tactics with his girlfriend, Veibae.

Actually, now that we think about it… that’s essentially what we expect of him.

During a moment of honesty and transparency, Soda gave us an insight into his mind. Surprisingly, he does – in fact – not like to get pegged, regardless of the state of horniness in which he finds himself.

What caught the attention of many was what followed. While in the flow of explaining all of the things he would do if he was lustful, except the aforementioned pegging, he dropped a bombshell.

And we quote: “…but, if I am sucking my own dick, I might swallow my own cum. Fuck yea, let’s do some crazy shit.”

Erm. Alright mate. Whatever you’re into. Not sure we needed to hear about it, mind.

There is nothing wrong with anything he has said. Here at Jaxon, we don’t kink shame and we encourage our kings and queens to live their life to the fullest.

But when Soda talks, people listen, and oh boy did he talk – and he wasn’t finished. Following the “crazy shit,” post-nut clarity sets in. And now Soda encounters the biggest problem.

The conundrum

What do you do with the liquid of gods that is now stuck in your mouth while your original excitement is nowhere to be found?

This change of heart when realizing your horny goals is where Soda’s thought experiments find themselves between a rock and a hard place. A true philosopher of our time. Freud would be proud.